Dumb Blonde on the Obama Inauguration
January 8th, 2009
Hi, I’m Stacey. Chris asked me to fill in for him this week. At first I was like OMG politics? LOL.
Then my BFF, Megan totally convinced me to do it. I want to be a cosmetologist someday and she said this could help my career. Friends forever Megs!
Here goes.
So the President guy, the butthole one is leaving and then the new one, that celebrity guy Obama is moving in. I love his wife’s shoes.
I hope the new President will fix the economy because some of the stores I like to shop at are closing. That makes me sad. I think I voted for him so I hope the Obama guy fixes it.
Voting was confusing. There were so many people to pick from and I didn’t know anyone. If Paris ran it would have totally been easier.
Was the old guy running for Vice-President? The McFain guy. Did he win? I hope not. He reminds me of that priest in the church my parents went to.
I knew I forgot something! I wanted to vote again. Can I go back and do it now? Aww I hate forgetting stuff. I even have a calendar thing. Oh geez where did it go?
Wait, is the election thing over yet? I didn’t give anything away did I? Sorry, I so do that all the time. Me and Megan were watching Sex in the City one time and I accidentally blurted out the end. She didn’t text me for like a week!
Do they text in politics? That would be so cool if you could. Then people wouldn’t talk so much on tv. During Oprah I counted I think five or seven ads for voting. If they texted people then…ummm…oh yeah people could vote more.
How come you guys talk about politics all the time anyways? Politics is pretty ghey because Megan told me so. Can I go now? I gotta get my nails done.
~Stacey