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Kola's Candidate for Georgia Guv'ner

Mike

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Georgia is definitely a different kind of place. :lol: But they don't know it because everyone is so different and they blend................ They've got Crack Ho's that burn their house and blame it on Conservatives.....and then these kind:


Georgia candidate for governor admits to bestiality
April 29th, 2009 · 37 Comments
In Georgia, the Creators’ Rights Party candidate for governor is creating quite a stir by admitting to the fact that he’s had sex with a mule, men, and a watermelon, among other things. He has done these things even though he advocates a strongly anti-gay agenda. Here is an excerpt from the candidate, Neal Horsley, appearing on the Alan Colmes Show:

“Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

AC: “You had sex with animals?”

NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”

Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

Don't ask Kola about the cucumbers in her garden. She might be offended. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

hopalong

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Mike said:
Georgia is definitely a different kind of place. :lol: But they don't know it because everyone is so different and they blend................ They've got Crack Ho's that burn their house and blame it on Conservatives.....and then these kind:


Georgia candidate for governor admits to bestiality
April 29th, 2009 · 37 Comments
In Georgia, the Creators’ Rights Party candidate for governor is creating quite a stir by admitting to the fact that he’s had sex with a mule, men, and a watermelon, among other things. He has done these things even though he advocates a strongly anti-gay agenda. Here is an excerpt from the candidate, Neal Horsley, appearing on the Alan Colmes Show:

“Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

AC: “You had sex with animals?”

NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”

Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

Don't ask Kola about the cucumbers in her garden. She might be offended. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that is not nice!
As delusional as she can be at times she might take that as an insult :wink:
 
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I've never seen a group be so enthralled and that seems to get their jollies from posting about deviant sex acts...Its got to the point when Mike, Hoppy, A+, or a few of the other rightwingernuts post I automatically hear "dueling banjos" in the background... :wink: :lol: :lol: :p
 

Mike

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Oldtimer said:
I've never seen a group be so enthralled and that seems to get their jollies from posting about deviant sex acts...Its got to the point when Mike, Hoppy, A+, or a few of the other rightwingernuts post I automatically hear "dueling banjos" in the background... :wink: :lol: :lol: :p


Guess what!!!!!!!!!!!

"Deliverance" was filmed in Georgia!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

kolanuraven

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Mike said:
Oldtimer said:
I've never seen a group be so enthralled and that seems to get their jollies from posting about deviant sex acts...Its got to the point when Mike, Hoppy, A+, or a few of the other rightwingernuts post I automatically hear "dueling banjos" in the background... :wink: :lol: :lol: :p


Guess what!!!!!!!!!!!

"Deliverance" was filmed in Georgia!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And to make this worse :roll: :roll: :roll: ...it was filmed about 20 miles from my house.

The boy who actually played the banjo in the movie....he now owns a small biscuit type diner deal.


But, aside from all that trivia....Mike you're a pervert and scumbag! So is your boyfriend Hoppy...are you the reason he hops ??
 

Mike

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And to make this worse ...it was filmed about 20 miles from my house.

That's why I cracked up when OT wrote what he did about the Dueling Banjos. I fell out of the chair and almost choked....................

Did you vote for the Guv'ner above? :lol: :lol:
 

kolanuraven

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Mike said:
And to make this worse ...it was filmed about 20 miles from my house.

That's why I cracked up when OT wrote what he did about the Dueling Banjos. I fell out of the chair and almost choked....................

Did you vote for the Guv'ner above? :lol: :lol:


Just F.Off Mike....Just F...Off. And " Moderator" whomever you are....don't be sending me a warning...put a leash on this dog why don't ya?


You think you are cute and coy and charming but you are just one more line bred hick from the piney woods of Bama.

You are truly an embarrassment to others living below the Mason-Dixon!
 

Mike

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kolanuraven said:
Mike said:
And to make this worse ...it was filmed about 20 miles from my house.

That's why I cracked up when OT wrote what he did about the Dueling Banjos. I fell out of the chair and almost choked....................

Did you vote for the Guv'ner above? :lol: :lol:


Just F.Off Mike....Just F...Off. And " Moderator" whomever you are....don't be sending me a warning...put a leash on this dog why don't ya?


You think you are cute and coy and charming but you are just one more line bred hick from the piney woods of Bama.

You are truly an embarrassment to others living below the Mason-Dixon!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Even more embarassing that your esteemed gubernatorial candidate? :lol:
 

MsSage

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Thanks yall now I will never be able to hear about the watermelon festival the same way again........... :roll: :roll:
 

Lonecowboy

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Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
 

VanC

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Lonecowboy said:
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

Now that's funny. Sick, but funny. :lol:
 

Sandhusker

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MsSage said:
Thanks yall now I will never be able to hear about the watermelon festival the same way again........... :roll: :roll:

And all the while I thought the song about doing the watermelon crawl was about drinking....
 

kolanuraven

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Sandhusker said:
MsSage said:
Thanks yall now I will never be able to hear about the watermelon festival the same way again........... :roll: :roll:

And all the while I thought the song about doing the watermelon crawl was about drinking....


But Ga is the Peach State.....Melons tend to be a Bama "thang"
 

Lonecowboy

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kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
MsSage said:
Thanks yall now I will never be able to hear about the watermelon festival the same way again........... :roll: :roll:

And all the while I thought the song about doing the watermelon crawl was about drinking....


But Ga is the Peach State.
....Melons tend to be a O Bama "thang"


what is this world coming too Kolo making fun of the prez with a racist joke???? :???:
 

kolanuraven

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kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
MsSage said:
Thanks yall now I will never be able to hear about the watermelon festival the same way again........... :roll: :roll:

And all the while I thought the song about doing the watermelon crawl was about drinking....


But Ga is the Peach State.....Melons tend to be a Bama "thang"



Lone Cowboy....you're not even bright enough to change my original post. No wonder you're "lone". :roll: :roll: :roll:


You should take some notes from Hoppy, Larry and Mike as they are experts at changing posts for folks.
 

Larrry

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Kola, show me where I ever changed your post.

Put your money where your big freakin mouth is.

I don't need one of yoyur stupid comebacks , just proof.

You can't do it because I have never changed a post.
 
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