I got a laugh out of your card, it was sitting on my desk, and my youngest asked who it was.....being the smart ass I am, I said "it is my girlfriend"
as she looked at me , obviously puzzled, she walked away and muttered, mom is supposed to be your girlfriend"
so I told her who you really were.... after she understood that mom and dad were all ok, she did admit that you were "pretty enough to be dads girlfriend"