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Last child support check

Soapweed

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LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!
Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad
that dis be my last child support payment! Month
after month, year after year, all dose damn
payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come
to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby
girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma
house and tell her dis be the last check she ever
be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and
tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I
be anxious to hear what she say and 'bout the
'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the
door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ....
and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
 

loomixguy

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Damn, Homey! Hows cum you hadda pay fo yo play? Hasta be some white judge done dat. Whitey always gotta keep a brotha down.

Now you kin take dat munney and be stockin' up on dem Olde English 800 40's and par-tay, Playa! Call Shaniqua and git it goin' on!
 

loomixguy

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DEPTHS?!?! Are you loco loco? It's EVERYWHERE! TV, radio...If you can't realize the difference betwen satire and ignorance (BTW, in your sig line, you have mis-spelled "their", aptly named one) there ain't much hope for ya. You can't get away from it.

For better or worse, the "gangsta" culture is the in thing all over the world. Kids in the Philippines wearing their caps backwards or sideways, pants falling off, etc.

Crap music and the gangstas have totally erased ANY progress the civil rights movement ever made.
 

Faster horses

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My response to your post, R2. is that those Easteners are the
best they are for what they KNOW.

What do they know about Texas? And for much of the rest
of the country for that matter.

So smug they are, in their small little world.
 

IL Rancher

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Oh.. The ganster thing was big in suburban Chicago area too but what cracks me up, and maybe I shouldn't laugh to much about it but it does make me shake my head, is when I see the farm kids doing it.. And the townies too for that matter... I had one come up to me ones and tell me he was here to "Axe yous permission to hunt".... A slight mix of ghetto talk with country drawl just about made me laugh my arse off...

My other favorite was visiting my folks after having lived in Bozeman for 1.5 years and my brother and his fiance (From San Diego but whose folks were from back east) asking me questions about Montana.. I freely admited I didn't know a lot of the answers but than they got to arguing about it between themselves about what folks out there were like and some other stuff... I don't remember the argument much but I do remember that they were both wrong.. I walked away shaking my head in disbelief.. Happiest day in my life when those two broke it off, she had turned my brother into a turd.

I don't think you really know what an area is like until you spend significant time there. You will get some general ideas but things change so quick from day to day depending on where you are at.. Have a guy who owns a pizza place around here who has a place out in Montana, near Billings I think, can't remember. He went out to Montana and landed in Bozeman and it was cloudy and rainy that day so he assumed that was what Bozeman was like.. Drove east until it got sunny.. He was a bit stunned when we told him that Bozeman area was pretty darn clear skied in the grand scheme of things and he hit on one of those rare days of no sun.
 

nonothing

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loomixguy said:
DEPTHS?!?! Are you loco loco? It's EVERYWHERE! TV, radio...If you can't realize the difference betwen satire and ignorance (BTW, in your sig line, you have mis-spelled "their", aptly named one) there ain't much hope for ya. You can't get away from it.

For better or worse, the "gangsta" culture is the in thing all over the world. Kids in the Philippines wearing their caps backwards or sideways, pants falling off, etc.

Crap music and the gangstas have totally erased ANY progress the civil rights movement ever made.

I think your a fool ,and your argument is weak.....so if others do it you do it?.So your a follower?.....so racial jokes like that are acceptable.....would soap tell that joke in church?
 

loomixguy

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I personally don't care what you think of me. There are churches where that joke could be told, I'm sure.

My little parody is the result of over 50 years of civil rights, the "Great Society", welfare, and lax schools have begat us here in the US.

Follower? I think not. Plenty of white, Latino, and Asian kids act/talk that way anymore. I enjoy humor as much as the next guy.

Now go pop a 40 and chill. Should be warm enough soon to sit on the stoop or porch and watch the world go by.
 

nonothing

Well-known member
loomixguy said:
I personally don't care what you think of me. There are churches where that joke could be told, I'm sure.

My little parody is the result of over 50 years of civil rights, the "Great Society", welfare, and lax schools have begat us here in the US.

Follower? I think not. Plenty of white, Latino, and Asian kids act/talk that way anymore. I enjoy humor as much as the next guy.

Now go pop a 40 and chill. Should be warm enough soon to sit on the stoop or porch and watch the world go by.

Is that what you following types do,is sit on the porch and watch the world go by?.....Oh for someone who does not care what I think,you sure seem to answer me alot......Your a fool but an entertaining one...ty for the laffs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

aplusmnt

Well-known member
nonothing said:
loomixguy said:
DEPTHS?!?! Are you loco loco? It's EVERYWHERE! TV, radio...If you can't realize the difference betwen satire and ignorance (BTW, in your sig line, you have mis-spelled "their", aptly named one) there ain't much hope for ya. You can't get away from it.

For better or worse, the "gangsta" culture is the in thing all over the world. Kids in the Philippines wearing their caps backwards or sideways, pants falling off, etc.

Crap music and the gangstas have totally erased ANY progress the civil rights movement ever made.

I think your a fool ,and your argument is weak.....so if others do it you do it?.So your a follower?.....so racial jokes like that are acceptable.....would soap tell that joke in church?

I would! One of my black friends there would think it was hilarious!

Lighten up! The Sky is not falling on every single little issue. :roll:
 

loomixguy

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My oldest brother has taught school his entire life. Omaha, Houston, and now KC,MO. He has told me about driving to or from school and seeing the scenes I described in every town.

I drove truck for over a year on a dedicated run from the midwest to SLC, Vegas, LA, and San Diego. I've driven through East LA, Compton, Watts, and areas along Vermont Avenue in LA where the thing was to sit on the porch or stoop with a cold 40 and a 9. Ain't a good place for a whiteboy to be. Was hassled by the cholo's in El Centro and Calexico, too. My truck was shot at and hit on more than one occasion, part of the reason I'm not doing it anymore.

You might think I'm a racist, but FYI, aptly named one, my wife is NOT caucasian.
 
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