LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!
Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad
that dis be my last child support payment! Month
after month, year after year, all dose damn
payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come
to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby
girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma
house and tell her dis be the last check she ever
be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and
tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I
be anxious to hear what she say and 'bout the
'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the
door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ....
and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!