Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
One afternoon a lawyer was
>
> riding in his limousine when he
> saw two men along the roadside eating
>
> grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out
>
> to
> investigate.
>
> He asked one man, 'Why are you eating
>
> grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor
> man
>
> replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
>
> 'Well,
>
> then, you can come with me to my house and
> I'll feed you,' the lawyer
>
> said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
>
> They
> are over there, under that tree.'
>
> 'Bring them along,'
>
> the lawyer replied.
>
> Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You
>
> come with
> us, also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice,
>
> then said, 'But
> sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
>
> me!'
>
> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered
>
>
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even
>
> for
> a car as large as the limousine was.
>
> Once underway,
>
> one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
> and said, 'Sir, you are
>
> too kind.'
>
> 'Thank you for taking all of us with
>
> you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.
>
> 'You'll
>
> really love my place.
>
> 'The grass is almost a foot high'
>
>
>
>
> riding in his limousine when he
> saw two men along the roadside eating
>
> grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out
>
> to
> investigate.
>
> He asked one man, 'Why are you eating
>
> grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor
> man
>
> replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
>
> 'Well,
>
> then, you can come with me to my house and
> I'll feed you,' the lawyer
>
> said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
>
> They
> are over there, under that tree.'
>
> 'Bring them along,'
>
> the lawyer replied.
>
> Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You
>
> come with
> us, also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice,
>
> then said, 'But
> sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
>
> me!'
>
> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered
>
>
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even
>
> for
> a car as large as the limousine was.
>
> Once underway,
>
> one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
> and said, 'Sir, you are
>
> too kind.'
>
> 'Thank you for taking all of us with
>
> you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.
>
> 'You'll
>
> really love my place.
>
> 'The grass is almost a foot high'
>
>
>