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Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole & says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor & took her to the hospital to have their
first baby. She had a little boy, & the doctor looked over at Ole & said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great! ' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up & said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet! ' The doctor den ...held up a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole!
You got you a daughter! ' She's a pretty little ting, too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by this,
& then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then
delivered another boy & said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A couple days later, Ole brought Lena & their three Children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious & he asked
Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?' Lena said, 'You remember dat night
we ran out of Vaseline & You vent out in the garage & got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'
Ole said, 'Yeah, I do... Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40.
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