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Little Johnny at the horse sale.

CattleArmy

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes,

Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
 
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