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Little Ol Lady in Court - Joke

OldDog/NewTricks

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Defense Attorney: 
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: 
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: 
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: 
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm 
spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: 
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: 
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: 
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: 
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: 
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: 
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: 
Why not?

Little Old Lady: 
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: 
What happened next?

Little Old Lady: 
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: 
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: 
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: 
Why not?

Little Old Lady: 
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that 
good in years!

Defense Attorney: 
What happened next?

Little Old Lady: 
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and 
told him, "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney: 
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: 
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, 
the little b _ s t _ r d.
 
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