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Little Red Hen Modernized

Liberty Belle

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Not to keep picking on Bill Clinton or Hillary you understand, but this is the direction the Clinton's and most of the Democrats (and too many Republicans!) are taking us.

Once upon a time, on a farm in South Dakota, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen And so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. At last it came time to bake the bread.

"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Pelosi)

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Boxer)

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (J. Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Hoffa)

And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle".

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand,"

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.

And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.

Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared.....as long as there was free bread that "the rich" were paying for.

Bill Clinton is got $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY, OR WHAT?
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Red Robin said:
Good post LB. Had anyone snooping around the place this year trying to catch you in the tomato patch? :lol:


Welll.... Mr. Right Rev. Red Robin we see what sticks in yer memory, don't we?????????
 
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Anonymous

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kolanuraven said:
Red Robin said:
Good post LB. Had anyone snooping around the place this year trying to catch you in the tomato patch? :lol:


Welll.... Mr. Right Rev. Red Robin we see what sticks in yer memory, don't we?????????


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: Kola, Kola, Kola-- You're deep in doo doo now-- but I'll jump in as deep...You about had me choking I was laughing so hard on that one.....
 

kolanuraven

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Glad to make yer day there OT...but come on...I just typed out loud EXACTLY what you and prob a bunch of others were thinking anyway!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Cal

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That was excellent LB! Hope you have more time for us now, us normal folks have sure missed you!
 

quickdraw

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Cal said:
That was excellent LB! Hope you have more time for us now, us normal folks have sure missed you!

Notice how a FEW of the more Prominent members of the board make jokes about the author but do not address the issue :D :D
 

Jinglebob

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quickdraw said:
Cal said:
That was excellent LB! Hope you have more time for us now, us normal folks have sure missed you!

Notice how a FEW of the more Prominent members of the board make jokes about the author but do not address the issue :D :D

Ah the liberal way is excellent, isn't it? :roll:
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
quickdraw said:
Cal said:
That was excellent LB! Hope you have more time for us now, us normal folks have sure missed you!

Notice how a FEW of the more Prominent members of the board make jokes about the author but do not address the issue :D :D



Ok then,genius...why didn't you make up for my mistake then INSTEAD of snarping @ me????????????????????????????????????????.


Hey, OT...didja know we're considered ' Prominent', with a capital " P" mind you????? WOW!!!!!


And...the joke WAS NOT about the author of the post, DUH!!!! You can't even biatch on someone and get it right!!

Slow down and read...it'll work out much better for you from now on.
 

quickdraw

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kolanuraven said:
quickdraw said:
Cal said:
That was excellent LB! Hope you have more time for us now, us normal folks have sure missed you!

Notice how a FEW of the more Prominent members of the board make jokes about the author but do not address the issue :D :D



Ok then,genius...why didn't you make up for my mistake then INSTEAD of snarping @ me????????????????????????????????????????.


Hey, OT...didja know we're considered ' Prominent', with a capital " P" mind you????? WOW!!!!!


And...the joke WAS NOT about the author of the post, DUH!!!! You can't even biatch on someone and get it right!!

Slow down and read...it'll work out much better for you from now on.


Sage advice from someone who doesn't read all of the posts you respond to! :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
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Anonymous

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Larrry said:
Hey, OT...didja know we're considered ' Prominent', with a capital " P" mind you????? WOW!!!!!
these lefties sure do not undertand much, even sarcasm.

The funny part is we drug out another that believes everyone/everything occuring can be simply stuck under one label-- either an (R) or a (D)-- either conservative or liberal....

Currently this is what is causing the huge split of the Republican Party- and may be spelling their death knell......
 

nonothing

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Larrry said:
Hey, OT...didja know we're considered ' Prominent', with a capital " P" mind you????? WOW!!!!!
these lefties sure do not undertand much, even sarcasm.


If they really wanted to be mean or sarcastic,they might ask you what the meaning of undertand was..... :)
 

nonothing

Well-known member
quickdraw said:
kolanuraven said:
quickdraw said:
Notice how a FEW of the more Prominent members of the board make jokes about the author but do not address the issue :D :D



Ok then,genius...why didn't you make up for my mistake then INSTEAD of snarping @ me????????????????????????????????????????.


Hey, OT...didja know we're considered ' Prominent', with a capital " P" mind you????? WOW!!!!!


And...the joke WAS NOT about the author of the post, DUH!!!! You can't even biatch on someone and get it right!!

Slow down and read...it'll work out much better for you from now on.


Sage advice from someone who doesn't read all of the posts you respond to! :roll: :roll: :roll:


Kola this quick draw Fella is fun to watch.I have never seen any person try so hard to be liked by the rub's here.He contradicts himself on almost every post,He starts polls about people on here.It really is comical the depths this poor man will go to sell his pride.

So Kola keep out doing his every post and making him look foolish.I for one enjoy watching his lame comebacks and his so called advice.....Oh quick draw maybe if you ignore Kola she may stop making you look so foolish.That's good advice I am told, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

notice how he came at you for something you never even did,and rather than apologize he tries to turn it back on you.Typical repub.

You would think if he wants in so bad he would at least know who the religous vioce of the repub's here was... :oops:

Oh so does RR dream of tomatoes at night?
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Well....no matter what label you wanna stick on me...I've learned this from these boards...if OT' and I are on the same team...I'm doing OK!!!!


Hey, we're Prominent.... & make sure you use a capital " P"
 

Larrry

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If they really wanted to be mean or sarcastic,they might ask you what the meaning of undertand was.....
Ok so you got me. My mind was working faster than my finger. So I owe you a finger.
 
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Anonymous

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kolanuraven said:
Hey, we're Prominent.... & make sure you use a capital " P"

Lawdy Lawdy-- that must mean we'uns is Impotant too.... :wink: :lol:
 

nonothing

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Larrry said:
If they really wanted to be mean or sarcastic,they might ask you what the meaning of undertand was.....
Ok so you got me. My mind was working faster than my finger. So I owe you a finger.


No you owe me nothing,its the other folks you were trying to burn that you should apologize to....I do however like your wit,enjoy your day
 

IL Rancher

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nonothing said:
Larrry said:
Hey, OT...didja know we're considered ' Prominent', with a capital " P" mind you????? WOW!!!!!
these lefties sure do not undertand much, even sarcasm.


If they really wanted to be mean or sarcastic,they might ask you what the meaning of undertand was..... :)

Hello Kettle. This is pot, you are so black....

Dude, check your sig line, it has had a typo in it for a year. Their, not thier
 

nonothing

Well-known member
IL Rancher said:
nonothing said:
Larrry said:
these lefties sure do not undertand much, even sarcasm.


If they really wanted to be mean or sarcastic,they might ask you what the meaning of undertand was..... :)

Hello Kettle. This is pot, you are so black....

Dude, check your sig line, it has had a typo in it for a year. Their, not thier

I know and you are the 29th person to point it out.So I will say thank you for doing so...And It will stay that way so the next chump who thinks he is burning me as you thought you were,will be come number 30... Lets see how many fish I can catch with such little bait... :D
 
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