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Local Tradiotion!!!

Northern Rancher

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Here's a pic of the wagon races in town last weekend-lots of 3rd and 4th generation outriders and drivers in our area-it's a big deal I imagine they had a couple thousand people at them.
 

Judith

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Is Northern Pride a ... newspaper? :lol: never mind i'd probably get the stuffin knocked out o me when I finally meet up with some of the regulars on this forum :D
 

Judith

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unless there is a serious eye roll involved you know I was not involved in the mocking of anything :)
This is my idea of a hilarious joke, sad thing is very few people get it....


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
The bank manager looks back at her and says...

(wait for it.........)


.....'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
 

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