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Longest Nerve in the Body

gcreekrch

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Thanks Shepard for this enlightenment. :lol: :lol:






Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.

My public service is done for the day.
 
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Anonymous

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I actually took a day off once using the excuse of "Optic Rectumitis". The next day, concerned, the boss asked me what kind of medicine could get me ove such a serious sounding condition so quickly. I replied that a couple of stiff drinks and a little solitude worked miracles for my ailment. With a little newfound suspicion he then asked of the particulars of this exotic sounding disease. Needless to say, that excuse never worked again with him.
 

jigs

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I know of a kid who called in one morning, said he needed the day off, something wrong with his eyes, boss said what? kid says, "I can't see" boss said " can't see at all??"
kid says, "nope, just can't see myself coming into work this morning"

kid got a very long "vacation"

it is one of the oldest jokes around, and he thought it would be a funny way to take a day off....
 

kris

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jigs said:
I know of a kid who called in one morning, said he needed the day off, something wrong with his eyes, boss said what? kid says, "I can't see" boss said " can't see at all??"
kid says, "nope, just can't see myself coming into work this morning"

kid got a very long "vacation"

it is one of the oldest jokes around, and he thought it would be a funny way to take a day off....


doesn't work real well on those who are "self-employed" though, huh, jigs??

:wink:
 

jodywy

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kris said:
jigs said:
I know of a kid who called in one morning, said he needed the day off, something wrong with his eyes, boss said what? kid says, "I can't see" boss said " can't see at all??"
kid says, "nope, just can't see myself coming into work this morning"

kid got a very long "vacation"

it is one of the oldest jokes around, and he thought it would be a funny way to take a day off....


doesn't work real well on those who are "self-employed" though, huh, jigs??

:wink:
yup the boss can really be a A hole some days.
 

kris

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jodywy said:
kris said:
jigs said:
I know of a kid who called in one morning, said he needed the day off, something wrong with his eyes, boss said what? kid says, "I can't see" boss said " can't see at all??"
kid says, "nope, just can't see myself coming into work this morning"

kid got a very long "vacation"

it is one of the oldest jokes around, and he thought it would be a funny way to take a day off....


doesn't work real well on those who are "self-employed" though, huh, jigs??

:wink:
yup the boss can really be a A hole some days.

worse when you have to put up with it 24/7....no break!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
 

Soapweed

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A soldier applied to his company commander for some time at home, saying that his wife was going to have a baby.
The officer was filling out proper paper work for this to happen and for conversation's sake he asked, "When is your wife's due date?"
"Oh, in about nine months," was the reply. :wink: :)
 

Justin

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Soapweed said:
A soldier applied to his company commander for some time at home, saying that his wife was going to have a baby.
The officer was filling out proper paper work for this to happen and for conversation's sake he asked, "When is your wife's due date?"
"Oh, in about nine months," was the reply. :wink: :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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