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The Backburner

27 Oct 2015 - 11:11 AM UPDATED 27 Oct 2015 - 11:11 AM





Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie has slammed the World Health Organisation’s report on the carcinogenic effects of bacon and other processed meats claiming it is merely a shield for the introduction of Sharia Law.



In a blistering speech the outspoken senator claimed that the report was a front put on by the ‘political correctness brigade’ in order to ensure pork products would not be consumed by the Australian people.



“Look at the facts,” demanded Lambie. “They’re telling us that we’re not allowed to eat bacon. That’s pure Sharia Law right there. That’s how they’re going to get to us and everyone is too blind to see.



“First they tell us that bacon and sausage might have some negative effects on our health and next thing you know they’re running the country. That’s how fast it happens, probably. I can’t really imagine what the steps are between those two things so they must jump straight from one to the other.



“The fastest way to a society’s heart is through its stomach. The World Health Organisation is trying to attack the heart of this nation by trying to save that heart from debilitating disease.”




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Lambie has declared her determination to “rally the faithful” and make a stand against what she believes to be incoming Sharia Law.



“Now, I believe we have been left with no choice. Every Australian must do everything they can to get as much cancer as possible. We need to be riddled with the stuff for the good of our nation. It’s the only way we can proudly make a stand.



“I want to walk through the wards of my local hospital and know everyone lying in those beds are patriots. They’re here because they’re willing to stand proudly for something even if they don’t really understand what it is.



“This is what the politically correct brigade always does. They tell you what you can and can’t say and then they get the World Health Organisation to write an inflammatory piece about the carcinogenic effects of whatever it is they don’t want you discussing. Well, we’re not going to sit by and let that happen.



“We’re going to eat all of the processed meat that we can. We’re going to do it for the country. And maybe, just maybe, when all of our mouths are too full to even discuss Sharia Law .. then our country will finally be safe.”



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