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Jinglebob

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reader (the Second) said:
kolanuraven said:
I didn't say you were " braggin" about what you had/owned, etc, I just said BE CAREFUL with that info...


That was it.....men aren't that scarce so take your time.


Nothing mean spirited meant about it....

I agree with Kola. It turns out that men aren't so scarce. I have reason to know. :wink: Keep up your self-esteem and take your time and be picky.

Soooo, you found a keeper, didja? :wink:

When your fishin' you have to throw quit a few poor specimens back before you ketch a keeper! :lol:
 

Jinglebob

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reader (the Second) said:
[ It's different when one is young and nearly everyone is "eligible" and of course you know less about yourself and are less formed than now.

Truer words were never spoken.
 

Jinglebob

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reader (the Second)" Too early to know how it's going to unfold but at least I have found interesting and considerate men to date. Hence fewer posts on ranchers.net :wink:[/quote said:
I just knew getting you some dates had an upside to it! :wink:


Just kiddin' yuh! :wink:
 

Mrs.Greg

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reader (the Second) said:
Cute JB. I missed my cyberfriends.
We missed you to,was wondering where you were,hmmm unlike the rest of us on ranchers you were out having a social life :lol: :lol:
 

fedup2

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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R2 quote: meet in a public place until you vet the guy.

Uh oh I think I did somethin wrong, I didnt have the vet check out Mr. Lilly before I met him in a non public place. :lol2:
 

alabama

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Lilly: I recon you just "vetted" him yourself? LOL
Speaking of vets, I have been down with the scours this week so I called the Doctor. I waited all day for a response. In the meantime, a vet friend of mine called to set up a time that she could pick up some hay. I told her not today that I had the scours. She told me some stuff I could get at the store and it worked great.
The doctor’s nurse finely called this morning and said I needed to come in for blood work and wanted to set up an appointment this afternoon. I told her never mind that the vet had taken care of it.
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Aint it great to have a vet that does people too??? We kinda sorta have one like that. Not that he "treats" people. But sometimes I honestly think vets know more about what's goin on and what to do than a MD.
 

kolanuraven

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I broke my last 2 fingers on my right hand once and went to ER...waited...waited...waited.... still waiting and got up to walk about and saw the Vet across the road @ the gas station.

I went over there....followed him back to the office...he sat my bones, XRay and pain meds..... $35 total!!!

Can't even tell the fingers were ever broken!!!!
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Our vet is in his early 40s, has a lil boy that's, oh maybe 5th or 6th grade now, but when he was little, about 4, they were outside on the patio, and he fell and hit his head on one of those big terricotta(sp) pots. Split his head wide open right between his eye brows.........They loaded him up and hauled him to the emergencey room, where the Dr was fixin to staple him shut with them nasty staples they use on people. Our vet asked the Dr. why are you gonna do that, won't that leave a horrible scar? The Dr replied, "well yes it will leave a scar, but we can come back in later and do some surgery to fix that." Our vet told him, "you just give him the numbin shot and let me sew him up" So the dr gave him the shot, and the vet went to work. He stitches stuff closed from the inside out, and you can't see the stitches, I've watched him do it a hundred times on cats and dogs, when he's through it looks like someone drew a pink line down the middle of their belly with a pink marker, but you can't see any stitches.
That lil boy never had a scar at all. Now why can't Dr's sew folks up like that? (my answer: because all they are after is your money!!!)

Have also had the vet xray my shin, I fell at work in the flower bed one day, gittin the daily paper....(yeah I know...I"m graceful :p ) Cracked my shin bone, but there wasn't anything that coulda been done for it, but he xray'd it and didn't charge me a thing.
Dental xrays are good for other stuff too, Mr Lilly was workin on somethin, bangin away with a hammer, the head flew off the hammer and hit his pinky right on the end.....he came into the office and we used the dental xray to see if it was broke,......I woudlnt call it broke, more like several small peices of bone on the end of his finger. Nothin you can do for that, other than wrap it up and "dont do that again"
 

CattleRMe

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kolanuraven said:
I broke my last 2 fingers on my right hand once and went to ER...waited...waited...waited.... still waiting and got up to walk about and saw the Vet across the road @ the gas station.

I went over there....followed him back to the office...he sat my bones, XRay and pain meds..... $35 total!!!

Can't even tell the fingers were ever broken!!!!

One year at branding I got kicked hard in the arm and it swelled. The local vet said to come over to his office he could tell if it was broke. For $18 bucks I found out it wasn't and took his advice of not using it and ice for a few days and was good as new.
 

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