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Looking for Solutions Worldwide

burnt

Well-known member
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.


The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a massive failure because of the following:


1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.


2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.


3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.


4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.


5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.


6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.


7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


8. In Canada they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian
accent.
 

chrisy

Well-known member
when they got to 9 they found their solution...it is.... :twisted:

9. Come to England be given all the food you can eat, a house, money and free medication....and enjoy sitting back and watching the English work their socks off to keep you. :mad:

Mad dogs and English Men...
 
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