Been laid off ? Bank repo your jacked up F350..? Fear not my friend ! You can still pull the babes with this classic GMC. That's right for one low payment of $1800 you can be cruising in this 1990 3/4 ton. It's old school patina and sagging head liner will take you back in time to before you made big oil money. On the upside gas is cheap again so you can really abuse the rebuilt 350 small block. It's got 4:11 rears and a turbo 400 so you can get from 0-60 in the time it takes you to chug that second beer. The rear window has a slider so it's easy to throw your empties in the back without even slowing down.
With the money you save on truck payments there will still be some EI money left over for hookers and blow (not everything has to change my friend)