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Lost Halloween video

hypocritexposer

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Long before Halloween we intercepted communications about a gang of dangerous thoughtcriminals here in New York planning to join the annual Halloween parade in Greenwich Village as "Zombies for Obama."

Armed with "Obama the Joker" mask we went to investigate. But the Bush-Cheney weather machine prevented us from seeing them. The rain, the crowds of appropriately dressed progressives, and the umbrellas made it impossible to see past ten feet in any direction. At around 7pm the West 4 Street subway station was so packed, it took us 40 minutes just to get from the platform to the surface.

It was just as crowded outside, only darker and pouring dihydrogen monoxide (water) from above. Apparently someone powerful (Bush-Cheney) decided to do the massive waterboarding Halloween act on tens of thousands of innocent Halloweeners. And since the parade was obscured from view by a solid wall of umbrellas, we didn't take a single picture. The mask didn't make it out of the bag.

The waterboarding trick was, of course, a diversion designed to obstruct the local tolerant progressives from going medieval and staging a Halloween massacre on Zombies for Obama. According to a leaked report, there have been only two physical attacks on them: one count of aggravated first-degree spitting and one count of destruction of the props. The zealous comrade who destroyed the props also turned around and reported the group to the police, denouncing their thoughtcrimes and demanding that mocking of Obama be outlawed for the Common Good™.

Below is video evidence of this gang's organized thoughtcrime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSpsCMoTHns
 
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