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Luxury cars

Soapweed

Well-known member
This came in an e-mail. It seems cute and appropriate. :)

Luxury Cars

Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always
been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last week, just to
drive that sucker. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the
car and options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained
the seats directed warm air to your butt during the winter and
directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. I stated the car
must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican
car, and I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would
blow smoke up your ass year 'round.
 

Larrry

Well-known member
I'll bet they get the smoke from the resident leftwingernutliberals on this board, after all they produce enough to supply all of Detroit
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
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Anonymous

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This democrat car reminds me of the woman who was in a high rise hotel when she looked across to the adajecent hotel and saw a naked man standing in the window masturbating, she called the police and reported him. She told them what floor she was on and what hotel, she also said he is a democrat, the dispatcher laughed and said and how do you know that. he lady replyed if he was a republican he would be out srewing someone.
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
good one Hurley. I don't think it would matter what crowd you told that one in. Just switch the democrat for republican.

Don't think there would be too many that would disagree.
 
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