This came in an e-mail. It seems cute and appropriate.
Luxury Cars
Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always
been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last week, just to
drive that sucker. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the
car and options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained
the seats directed warm air to your butt during the winter and
directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. I stated the car
must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican
car, and I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would
blow smoke up your ass year 'round.
Luxury Cars
Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always
been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last week, just to
drive that sucker. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the
car and options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained
the seats directed warm air to your butt during the winter and
directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. I stated the car
must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican
car, and I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would
blow smoke up your ass year 'round.