Shammy, you've got me convinced! I see the stupidity of my ways now. I can't believe that I ever thought that 9/11 was pulled off by 19 cavemen that weigh 150 lbs. or however you phrase it.
I can now cleary see that it was orchestrated by 7 or 8 slighty overweight Jews and one morbidly obese Scotsman. How could I not have seen it all along?!
The way I see it, the events took place something like this.........The first 3 Jews got on a plane in Cleveland at about 7:15 a.m. They flew to Buffalo and picked up the other 4 or 5. They then all met up at a 7-11 in Rochester and kind of "got their game together". At 9:00 sharp, the Scotsman showed up in a hanglider. After grabbing a couple of donuts, he was ready. They all took a quick shower together and changed into their individually chosen superhero costumes. At 9:15 a leprechaun ran by, signaling the start of the days events. They all hopped in their plane and flew to the White House. After numerous high fives and hugs with George W. Bush, they proceeded to "fly into the towers" :roll: :roll: (that's what the brainwashed people believe). Anyway, when they flew the planes by the buildings, making it look as though they hit the building, Sasquatch (or Yeti, the jury is still out on that) detonated the dynamite that "brought the towers down". :roll: :roll: At that point, the pilots all ejected. 4 of the pilots were caught on the way down by unicorns and were flown to the relative safety of the Bronx. Three more fell all the way to the ground and were caught in the waiting arms of George W. Bush. Alas, there was one casualty, as the fellow that was supposed to catch the Scotsman grossly underestimated the force that he would create upon reaching the ground, and was crushed on impact. Other than that, there were absolutely zero casualties that day. For the next month, the Jewish media contrived and concocted and fabricated and more or less lied to all of us that 3,000 had died and there were Middle Easterners involved and blah, blah, blah. Talk about a hoax!
Shammy, if only you and I know the truth, I'm OK with that. People are easily controlled by the Jewish media. Thanks a million for bringing this to light for me. The infinite depth of your wisdom has truly been inspiring for me. For you see, just a few years ago, I didn't even believe in Sasquatch.....or unicorns....or 7-11's......or showering with other men. But you see, 9/11 changed all that for me because I was directly involved with it. It is with much delight that I am finally able to tell this story to someone who knows the truth. You see Shammy....I am the Scotsman.