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Big Muddy rancher

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Subject: Fw: male question




Typical male question


The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners.


The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the
women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the
necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.


She said: "Ladies, remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier."


She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember; you're in
this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."


The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.


"Yes?" asked the teacher.


"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a
golf bag while we walk?"
 

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your gonna ketch hell for that one :wink:
 

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Big Muddy rancher said:
Subject: Fw: male question




Typical male question


The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners.


The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the
women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the
necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.


She said: "Ladies, remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier."


She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember; you're in
this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."


The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.


"Yes?" asked the teacher.


"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a
golf bag while we walk?"


BMR,
You're sure batting a big fat 0 today :twisted: :evil:
 

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*shrug*
It beats all the first-calf heifer jokes.
(guess who was due with baby #1 at the beginning of calving season :roll: )
"I'd get up to go night calve and poke at Erin 'You doin' anything?' "


Or the year I had kidney stones, baby #2, and my gall bladder removed.

"She's a bit of a dier, but she breeds back well so I'll run 'er another year." :p :wink:
 

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