The husband had just finished reading a new book
>> > > entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."
>> > >
>> > > He stormed to his wife in the kitchen.
>> > >
>> > > "From now on,you need to know that I am the man
>> of this house and
>> > my word is law!
>> >
>> >
>> > > You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
>> when I'm finished
>> > eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
>> dessert.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me
>> and we will have
>> > the kind of sex that I want.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I
>> can relax.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring
>> > me my robe.
>> >
>> >
>> > > Then you will massage my feet and hands.
>> >
>> >
>> > > Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
>> comb my hair?"
>> > >
>> > > The wife replied, "The funeral
>> > director would be my guess."