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Man of the House

Trinity man

Well-known member
... had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'You Can Be THE Man of Your House!'



He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house and my word is Law.



You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.



After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want!



Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.



Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"



The wife replied, "The funeral director would be
my first guess.."
 

Trinity man

Well-known member
Big Muddy rancher said:
Still driving the mini van Huh? :lol: :lol:

No I got my truck back. It broke down Monday after I drop some calves off at the sale. That thing was blowing fuel every place. People was look at me going down the road like I was on fire at something. I just got done fixing it. It was the return fuel line. It crazy how much fuel pressure is in a return line. I use a quarter of a tank in 8 mile of driving. :shock:
 
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