the_jersey_lilly_2000
Well-known member
We ain't even gonna call it "courses" Cuz they'd just think it was somethin to eat!
Listenin', the Final Frontier: Where No Man Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Writin a check down in the registry
Parties: Going
Woman Management: No thanks we can manage on our own!
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need to learn to LIFT THAT LID
Bathroom Etiquette II: Her Razor is Hers
Communications Skills I: Whinin' - I ain't yer mama!!!
Communication Skills II: Speaking
Communication Skills III: Goes right along with Listenin. If you'd listen we wouldn't hafta nag.
Driving a Car Safely: Keeping your eyes on the road, and your hands on the wheel!!!!
Telephone Skills: How to dial
Introduction to Parking: the kind you do in a parking lot. Not the kind where you think your wife/girlfriend wants to go park on a deserted backroad.
Advanced Parking: Drop me off at the front and pick me up. I don't care where or how you park, just don't scuff MY truck.
Water Retention: Beer Gut!
Cooking I: Your hand does fit the pan handle
Cooking II: The burner on the stove goes under the bottom of the pan.
Cooking III: Put somethin edible in the pan, and heat it. :shock: you can feed yourself.
Compliments: actually saying it outloud instead of just thinkin it.
PMS: Better off just leavin us alone!!!!
Dancing: It can be done.......
Classic Clothing: Socks with suspenders holding them up are not allowed!!!!
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence only noticed by men when it obstructs the view of the television screen.
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together results in men having pink underwear.
Oil and Petrol: You should change it for us.
TV Remotes: Should not be hidden in the couch cushions by men, intentional or otherwise.
Getting Ready to Go Out: Means you actually hafta get up, and change into somethin clean. Clean...that's all we ask. Doesn't hafta be fancy...just CLEAN!!!!!
Listenin', the Final Frontier: Where No Man Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Writin a check down in the registry
Parties: Going
Woman Management: No thanks we can manage on our own!
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need to learn to LIFT THAT LID
Bathroom Etiquette II: Her Razor is Hers
Communications Skills I: Whinin' - I ain't yer mama!!!
Communication Skills II: Speaking
Communication Skills III: Goes right along with Listenin. If you'd listen we wouldn't hafta nag.
Driving a Car Safely: Keeping your eyes on the road, and your hands on the wheel!!!!
Telephone Skills: How to dial
Introduction to Parking: the kind you do in a parking lot. Not the kind where you think your wife/girlfriend wants to go park on a deserted backroad.
Advanced Parking: Drop me off at the front and pick me up. I don't care where or how you park, just don't scuff MY truck.
Water Retention: Beer Gut!
Cooking I: Your hand does fit the pan handle
Cooking II: The burner on the stove goes under the bottom of the pan.
Cooking III: Put somethin edible in the pan, and heat it. :shock: you can feed yourself.
Compliments: actually saying it outloud instead of just thinkin it.
PMS: Better off just leavin us alone!!!!
Dancing: It can be done.......
Classic Clothing: Socks with suspenders holding them up are not allowed!!!!
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence only noticed by men when it obstructs the view of the television screen.
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together results in men having pink underwear.
Oil and Petrol: You should change it for us.
TV Remotes: Should not be hidden in the couch cushions by men, intentional or otherwise.
Getting Ready to Go Out: Means you actually hafta get up, and change into somethin clean. Clean...that's all we ask. Doesn't hafta be fancy...just CLEAN!!!!!