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Man vs. Bull

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that
houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull
mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50
times in a year, isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You
could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:
"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says,
"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn
from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if
it was 365 times with the same cow."
 

S CO rancher

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Sunday morning after dressing for church, my wife asked me THAT question in all seriousness.

My reply was: do I shoot myself now or later. :???:

No, it did not make her look fat.
 

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