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HAY MAKER

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Faster horses said:
Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
:???: :p :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
 
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HAY MAKER said:
Faster horses said:
Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
:???: :p :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck

Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....
 

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Oldtimer said:
HAY MAKER said:
Faster horses said:
Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
:???: :p :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck

Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....

Here's the real story OT!
How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless




Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.






So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'




Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.




God said that He was going to make Adam a companion


and that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,



and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you







She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,



and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.



She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and



passion whenever you need it.'







Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib



Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!
 

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gcreekrch said:
Hot running water.

If you lived as long without it as we did you will appeciate my pick.


I can relate to the hot water and electricity,mighty nice,to soak your behine in a tub of hot water after straddlin a young horse all day................good luck
 
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Yanuck said:
Oldtimer said:
HAY MAKER said:
Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck

Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....

Here's the real story OT!
How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless




Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.






So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'




Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.




God said that He was going to make Adam a companion


and that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,



and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you







She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,



and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.



She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and



passion whenever you need it.'







Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib



Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!

YEP :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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God made fine women.
man made a refined woman, so OT was 1/2 right
 

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Back to the subject.Toilet paper would be number one.Whiskey would'nt even get a nod in my book can't stand the smell of it.
 

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You people crack me up! :wink: :lol:

FH, don't get the big head over the deal :wink: , but this thread reminds me of the Tom T. Hall song about asking the old cowboy about the mysteries of life. "He spit between his boots and he replied, son it's:"

1. Faster horses

2. Younger women

3. Older whiskey

4. MORE MONEY!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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There's only 2 things a man needs, anyway. If you have these 2 things, you can get anything else you may need/desire in life.

1. Money

2. Heavy Equipment
 

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gcreekrch said:
Tight fittin' jeans and tank tops..... :nod: :wink:

And belly button rings on someone else's daughter. :wink: over 18 of course
 

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Denny said:
gcreekrch said:
Tight fittin' jeans and tank tops..... :nod: :wink:

And belly button rings on someone else's daughter. :wink: over 18 of course

Never have got used to something that looks like it was tangled in a wire fence and didn't completely escape. :lol:
 

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