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marine sniper

jigs

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A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method.
He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when one of them
stood up to reply, ...... Bang! One less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask
"How many insurgents have you shot today?"
On this particular day when asked
about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go."

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let
one go?"

"Well", the sniper said, "I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!'
Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!' I just couldn't
shoot a fellow Republican!"
 
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