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Marine

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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
>>>the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
>>>
>>>Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
>>>
>>>After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
>>>was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get

>>>up and get a coke."
>>>
>>>"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it
>>>for you."
>>>
>>>As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
>>>spat in it.
>>>
>>>
>>>When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
>>>looks good, I'd really like one, too."
>>>
>>>Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
>>>
>>>While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and

>>>spat in it.
>>>
>>>When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
>>>As
>>>the
>>>plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew
>>>immediately what had happened.
>>>
>>>"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
>>>on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?
>>>This animosity?
>>>This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
>>>
>>>THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
 
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