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Married In Heaven...

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katrina

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Divorce in Heaven?
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There was a couple who was about to get married.
Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.

As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to
St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get
married in heaven.

St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.

He was gone for several months then finally returned.

The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,
eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things
don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"

St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,

"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,
do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"
 

Mike

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I must say that is a good one Katrina!

As for the hillbilly and the train.......................... :wink:
 

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