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Matzo Balls

katrina

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Matzo Balls
A Texan non-Jew came to New York for the first time, having never tasted Jewish food. On the recommendation of a friend, he went to the Lower East Side to eat at a real Jewish restaurant.

He looked at a menu, but everything on it was strange and new and he simply didn't know what to order. When the waitress came, he pointed to a dish on another table and asked what it was.

The waitress replied, "That's matzo-balls".

"OK," said the Texan, "I'll have that."

He got his dish, and was finishing it with relish when the waitress came back again. He looked up and said:

"Ma'am, that was truly delicious. I never had anything like this before. Tell me, do you serve any other parts of the matza?"
 

HAY MAKER

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katrina I hate top prove my ignorance,but what the hell are matzo balls, & why would you wanna eat em.......BEEF makes women bueatiful and men smart,or in this case in Inquizitive :D ..............good luck girl & lighten up on poor ole jinglebob he didnt mean no harm :wink:
 

katrina

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Haymaker, I'm a dumb farmer so I guess I don't know what a matzo ball is either... I just though it was a cute joke. A friend and I went to a really nice italian restaurant and there was no spegetti(sp) or anything else we knew as italian. So we ordered something we had no clue, some sort of sandwich. It was awful. The place was packed with people, and I know it was good. Just that it wasn't to our taste...

Can anyone tell us what a matzo ball is?? Reader will know..........
 

fedup2

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That reminds me of an old one. Seems these two elderly Nuns who had lived pretty secluded lives in Italy visited the USA for the first time. They had decided to do everything the American’s loved to do. Among these things to try were a baseball game & a hot dog. They had seen neither before. While at the game, the younger of the two unwrapped her hot dog first. Her face turned 5 different shades of red & with her nose wrinkled up, she looked at her companion and said “Gee, what part of the dog did you get? :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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