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“Michelle Obama said she’s been in love with Barack ever since he took her on their first date and bought her ice cream. Isn’t that sweet? Yeah, meanwhile, John McCain’s wife Cindy says she’s been in love with McCain ever since he hit her over the head with a club and dragged her back to his cave.” -Conan O’Brien
“Well, as you know, the Democratic Convention is being held this week at the Pepsi Center in Denver. Don’t confuse that with John McCain’s convention next week, that’s at the Polygrip Center, that’s totally different.” -Jay Leno