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Meat fire sent me this lawyer joke, i'm passin it on.

Fast Eddie

Well-known member
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get
a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at
midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed
and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on
him about,'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you
been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and ;on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot
soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he
dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of
execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided
to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. To which he whirled
around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
 

Chuckie

Well-known member
kola--we're gonna have to do a spell check on "illigitamus non carborendum" as that was one of my Dad's favorite sayings, and i made a little poster of it in my last job (and may have to do it again in my new one!), to keep me goin'.

what a hoot to see someone with that signature--'bout spooked me!!! and can we say the mass in Latin???
 
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Anonymous

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Chuckie said:
kola--we're gonna have to do a spell check on "illigitamus non carborendum" as that was one of my Dad's favorite sayings, and i made a little poster of it in my last job (and may have to do it again in my new one!), to keep me goin'.

what a hoot to see someone with that signature--'bout spooked me!!! and can we say the mass in Latin???

I guarantee--ol Kola does a good job of living up to the signature.... :wink: :lol:
 
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