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HAY MAKER

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Advice very often,so listen closely if anyone including your mamma tries to talk you into this minimally invasive crap called "TURP" tell them to get lost,about this time last month I weighed 185 Lbs,today I tipped the scales at 159, not complainin just some good solid advice "DONT" PERIOD.
I dont have the time or inclination to go into detail,really aint worth the trouble,just be aware it damned sure aint the cake walk the docs tell you it is so they can get your money.
good luck
 
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Anonymous

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Haymaker, would you mind elaborating just a little please. While waiting to have my back surgery the docs have had me on steroids and needless to say I am a lot bigger than what I would like. I've gained 30#'s probably. I had a friend mention that Turp or whatever to me the other day. They just didn't know much about it.
 

Liveoak

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katrina said:
Yeah what is TURP??? :???:

It's a way of removing part of an enlarged prostate by going up through the urethral tract. Ouch!

Although it's a pain, I'm wondering if maybe it's not the best procedure since surgical methods often involve a loss of sexual function.

The choice might have something to do with the problem being benign. Not sure.
 

katrina

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Holy Moly haymaker I do hope you get back on your feet... That's just plain nasty... You better get to eating or you're going to dry up and blow away down there...
 
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Anonymous

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Oh man, I'm sorry I asked. That is the most unpleasent thought. I will keep you in my prayers Haymaker.
 

OldDog/NewTricks

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Like most men the idea of ANYTHING going up through the urethral tract drove my out of my mind.

But I've had several procedures in the last years that way.
For a time I had to catheterize my self - NO BIG THING once you get over the idea of it - No Pain...

It's a way of removing part of an enlarged prostate by going up through the urethral tract. Ouch!

I'd love to have that procedure but they say my Heart won't take it.

Most of OUR troubles, with any procedure, are in our Head.

Man-up!
 

HAY MAKER

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OldDog/NewTricks said:
Like most men the idea of ANYTHING going up through the urethral tract drove my out of my mind.

But I've had several procedures in the last years that way.
For a time I had to catheterize my self - NO BIG THING once you get over the idea of it - No Pain...

It's a way of removing part of an enlarged prostate by going up through the urethral tract. Ouch!

I'd love to have that procedure but they say my Heart won't take it.

Most of OUR troubles, with any procedure, are in our Head.

Man-up!

Sounds like you were the one that should have manned up,if you would have got off your lazy ass like the rest of us you would;nt have congestive heat failure,get your lazy ass up and go to work and quit makin stupid replies to something you havent a clue about,trust me when I loose 35 pounds in a month there is a damned good reason why.
150 pounds and holding as of wednesday................good luck
 

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
OldDog/NewTricks said:
Like most men the idea of ANYTHING going up through the urethral tract drove my out of my mind.

But I've had several procedures in the last years that way.
For a time I had to catheterize my self - NO BIG THING once you get over the idea of it - No Pain...

It's a way of removing part of an enlarged prostate by going up through the urethral tract. Ouch!

I'd love to have that procedure but they say my Heart won't take it.

Most of OUR troubles, with any procedure, are in our Head.

Man-up!

Sounds like you were the one that should have manned up,if you would have got off your lazy ass like the rest of us you would;nt have congestive heat failure,get your lazy ass up and go to work and quit makin stupid replies to something you havent a clue about,trust me when I loose 35 pounds in a month there is a damned good reason why.
150 pounds and holding as of wednesday................good luck

I thought gettin' the man up was your trouble. :wink:

You take care of yourself Haymaker, who else would be as fun to give crap to as you are?

Here's hopin for the best for ya.

Take Care
 

HAY MAKER

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Big Muddy rancher said:
HAY MAKER said:
OldDog/NewTricks said:
Like most men the idea of ANYTHING going up through the urethral tract drove my out of my mind.

But I've had several procedures in the last years that way.
For a time I had to catheterize my self - NO BIG THING once you get over the idea of it - No Pain...



I'd love to have that procedure but they say my Heart won't take it.

Most of OUR troubles, with any procedure, are in our Head.

Man-up!

Sounds like you were the one that should have manned up,if you would have got off your lazy ass like the rest of us you would;nt have congestive heat failure,get your lazy ass up and go to work and quit makin stupid replies to something you havent a clue about,trust me when I loose 35 pounds in a month there is a damned good reason why.
150 pounds and holding as of wednesday................good luck

I thought gettin' the man up was your trouble. :wink:

You take care of yourself Haymaker, who else would be as fun to give crap to as you are?

Here's hopin for the best for ya.

Take Care

Thanks Bmr,I did some doc tradin and am now on the mend,be back up to snuff in a day or 2. :wink:
good luck
 

S.S.A.P.

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HAY MAKER said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
HAY MAKER said:
Sounds like you were the one that should have manned up,if you would have got off your lazy ass like the rest of us you would;nt have congestive heat failure,get your lazy ass up and go to work and quit makin stupid replies to something you havent a clue about,trust me when I loose 35 pounds in a month there is a damned good reason why.
150 pounds and holding as of wednesday................good luck

I thought gettin' the man up was your trouble. :wink:

You take care of yourself Haymaker, who else would be as fun to give crap to as you are?

Here's hopin for the best for ya.

Take Care

Thanks Bmr,I did some doc tradin and am now on the mend,be back up to snuff in a day or 2. :wink:
good luck


Dear Mr Haymaker,

I do regret that you have decided to move your file to another Doctor. I hope you are more forth-right with them, when describing your ''physical ailments".

If it is any consolation; upon reviewing my initial diagnosis and the surgery performed, I find I may have been negligent in not offering an alternative surgery.

Please contact me at my new office at 123, Main Street, Glasgow, Montana. Under Obama's new health care system, I have been privately contracted by the Retirement Division of the local Law Enforcement Agency.

Regards
DVM C. Delorme
Bachelor of Surgery (BS) from S.S.A.P. University

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) :p :p
 

Big Muddy rancher

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S.S.A.P. said:
HAY MAKER said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
I thought gettin' the man up was your trouble. :wink:

You take care of yourself Haymaker, who else would be as fun to give crap to as you are?

Here's hopin for the best for ya.

Take Care

Thanks Bmr,I did some doc tradin and am now on the mend,be back up to snuff in a day or 2. :wink:
good luck


Dear Mr Haymaker,

I do regret that you have decided to move your file to another Doctor. I hope you are more forth-right with them, when describing your ''physical ailments".

If it is any consolation; upon reviewing my initial diagnosis and the surgery performed, I find I may have been negligent in not offering an alternative surgery.

Please contact me at my new office at 123, Main Street, Glasgow, Montana. Under Obama's new health care system, I have been privately contracted by the Retirement Division of the local Law Enforcement Agency.

Regards
DVM C. Delorme
Bachelor of Surgery (BS) from S.S.A.P. University

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) :p :p

Now you went and scared the old boy stiff. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
S.S.A.P. said:
HAY MAKER said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
I thought gettin' the man up was your trouble. :wink:

You take care of yourself Haymaker, who else would be as fun to give crap to as you are?

Here's hopin for the best for ya.

Take Care

Thanks Bmr,I did some doc tradin and am now on the mend,be back up to snuff in a day or 2. :wink:
good luck


Dear Mr Haymaker,

I do regret that you have decided to move your file to another Doctor. I hope you are more forth-right with them, when describing your ''physical ailments".

If it is any consolation; upon reviewing my initial diagnosis and the surgery performed, I find I may have been negligent in not offering an alternative surgery.

Please contact me at my new office at 123, Main Street, Glasgow, Montana. Under Obama's new health care system, I have been privately contracted by the Retirement Division of the local Law Enforcement Agency.

Regards
DVM C. Delorme
Bachelor of Surgery (BS) from S.S.A.P. University

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) :p :p

Hmmmm..................feelin a lil frisky huh,I will keep that in mind when I get in an argumentative mood :wink:
good luck
 
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