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MEN ONLY SEMINAR (NO WOMEN ALLOWED)

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katrina

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NEW SEMINAR FOR MEN!!!
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> > >>ALL ARE WELCOME - OPEN TO MEN ONLY (no spouses or girlfriends!!!)
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> > >>
> > >>Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
> > >>accept
> > >>a maximum of eight participants
> > >>The classes covers two long days, and topics covered in this
coursework
> > >>include:
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> > >>DAY ONE
> > >>
> > >>HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
> > >>Step by step guide with slide presentation
> > >>
> > >>TOILET PAPER ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
> > >>Roundtable discussion
> > >>
> > >>DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
> > >>Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
> > >>
> > >>DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR
DISHWASHER
> BY
> > >>THEMSELVES?
> > >>Debate among a panel of experts.
> > >>
> > >>LOSS OF VIRILITY
> > >>Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
> > >>support
> > >>groups
> > >>
> > >>LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
> > >>Starting with 'looking in the right place instead of turning the house
> > >>upside down while screaming' - Open forum
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>DAY TWO
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> > >>EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH?
> > >>Group discussion and role play
> > >>
> > >>HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
> > >>PowerPoint presentation
> > >>
> > >>REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
> > >>Real life testimonial from the one man who did
> > >>
> > >>IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
> > >>Driving simulation
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> > >>LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
> PARTNER
> > >>Online class and role playing
> > >>
> > >>HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
> > >>Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
> > >>
> > >>REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
> > >>Bring your calendar or PDA to class
> > >>
> > >>GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
> > >>Individual counselors available
 

Mike

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EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH?

How about MAYO jugs? Seems to me like someone I know keeps them around for just the right occasion.

The thing about men is that we don't like to throw ANYTHING away! Might come in handy sooner or later. :roll:
 

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Be careful about shaping men up to much! :lol:

This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes". The men came up and talked to him and the farmer nodded his head "no”. Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. Then, he went up to the farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied,” Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked,’ That mule for sale?'
 

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katrina said:
Yeah Mike, I have that mayo jug above my china hutch, with your name and address in it. I think I qualify as a redneck don't you???

Saving the Mayo jug does not make you a redneck.....................

But shipping a bottle of "Tangle Ridge" in it does.............. :wink:

Yes, I meet all the qualifications of a redneck. The one that says,
"You might be a redneck if you have ever had a transmission in your bath tub", confirms it. :wink:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Or a harley tore down in the middle of the kitchen!!! :shock: been there too. (was a long time ago, n I think I've got him broke of that particular habit, but it has happened) Now I just get parts and peices brought in to work on. Carborators, tail lights (that a cow has busted out) guns tore down at the table, ya know, normal stuff like that. hehe As we speak there's a 4 wheeler seat sittin on the bar that is midstage of gettin a new cover.

:???: And what's with the mayo jar? This one I dont know bout. Or maybe I do, n it's just not sittin on top of my fridgerator.
 

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