"HAPPY HOLIDAYS"
For my Democrat friends - Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country
nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith
or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms
as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
For My Republican Friends - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: