Big Muddy rancher
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Subject: Fw: For all gourmet cooks
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>>>> Mexican Restaurant :
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>>>> An American Cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico.
>>>>
>>>> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking
>>>> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
>>>> smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
>>>> served?"
>>>>
>>>> The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those
>>>> are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a true
>>>> delicacy!"
>>>>
>>>> The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation. Bring me an
>>>> order!"
>>>>
>>>> The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one
>>>> serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If
>>>> you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
>>>> you this delicacy!
>>>>
>>>> The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the
>>>> one and only special delicacy of the day.
>>>> After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are
>>>> delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
>>>> serve yesterday."
>>>>
>>>> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor.
>>>> Sometimes the bull wins."
>>>>
>>>>
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>>>> Mexican Restaurant :
>>>>
>>>> An American Cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico.
>>>>
>>>> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking
>>>> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
>>>> smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
>>>> served?"
>>>>
>>>> The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those
>>>> are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a true
>>>> delicacy!"
>>>>
>>>> The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation. Bring me an
>>>> order!"
>>>>
>>>> The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one
>>>> serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If
>>>> you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
>>>> you this delicacy!
>>>>
>>>> The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the
>>>> one and only special delicacy of the day.
>>>> After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are
>>>> delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
>>>> serve yesterday."
>>>>
>>>> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor.
>>>> Sometimes the bull wins."
>>>>
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