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Michelle: Not Worth $40 As A Slave

Mike

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The latest issue of an ISIS propaganda magazine puts a price on the First Lady in the slavery market it says will one day come to the United States.

The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the West—and claims the first lady won’t fetch a large price.

“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)
 

loomixguy

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She'd fetch a better price if she had even one damn skill. Not much demand for slaves who's only talent is vacationing on the taxpayer's dime.
 

Steve

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Traveler said:
They need to do a Muslim makeover on her. Dress her up like a goat and throw a towel over her head.

That might work but I doubt the average jihadi could afford her then...
 
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