Can't have fat little children in the new Socialist America! No, they have to be remade, just as Michelle's husband is remaking the once-free United States into a socialist paradise. They are an embarrassment-they must be fundamentally transformed. Since Michelle, with her vast knowledge of nutrition, knows far better what children should be eating than their parents do, it is up to her to force the proper nutrients down their craven little throats! Children belong to the state in the Marxist-Leninist worldview, and the state is Obama, so Michelle is here to collect what is due her. Of course, don't expect her to pass on the fries--socialist elites don't have to live in the world they force on others.
