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Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked
out for me.
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....