http://www.muttonbone.com/
I guess people who use these call their "Tool" a "Muttonboner"? :lol:
From The Website......Funny!
Why an inflatable love sheep?
Well, the sheep has had a special relationship with man since the dawn of history. For thousands of years, shepherds, farmers, and fraternity pledges have sought the comforts of a convenient sheep when a woman was unavailable. We happen to think this is truly revolting, so as a public service (and a shameless attempt to profit from this bizarre phenomenon) we created the Love Ewe Inflatable Love Sheep. We fully intend that that the Love Ewe be used solely as a gag gift or home adornment.
How big Is "life-Sized," anyway?
Our Muttonbone Productions, Inc. research department did extensive research into the subject (actually, we looked in a few encyclopedias). We determined that real live sheep are, on average, about three and a half feet tall at the shoulder and about four feet from nose to tail. Ergo, our blow-up sheep is about the same size (which is actually pretty darned big).
What do you mean by "anatomically correct?"
Just what you think it means.
How durable Is this Love Ewe?
The Love Ewe is, however, made of tough, heavy-duty vinyl, similar to the stuff used to make good inflatable swimming pools. A word of caution, however: The Love Ewe is not indestructable (if it were, we'd be selling them to the Defense Department, not to you people). Please do not overinflate, puncture, or incinerate. Do not use Love Ewe as a flotation device. Also, the Love Ewe is NOT A CHILDREN'S TOY. Please keep out of reach of children, for as with any vinyl or plastic product, it could pose a suffocation hazard.
How long does it take to receive An order?
Usually within 4-10 days in the U.S.. Our standard shipping method is US Postal, which usually takes about a week to get to the shipping destination. Faster shipping options are available during your checkout process. Remember that international shipping may take much longer to reach you, and we have no control over additional customs or duties costs.
Will you be making any other inflatable animals?
You know, just thinking about you people makes us want to take a bath.
Who Designed the Love Ewe?
We did.
Has anyone ever fallen in love with a Love Ewe?
We certainly hope not. Remember, people, this is meant to be a gag, not as an inflatable barnyard date. We know that for some of you the Love Ewe is a real turn-on. We just hope that you keep taking your medication.
Endorsed by: (Check out the first letter of the Words)
People for the
Ethical Treatment of
Erotic Ruminants
Visit our sheep-sister site, Sheep Across the World,
to see all the places
the Love Ewe has been!