chuckie said:HM: trade what for what?? are you snowed in down there just drinkin' whiskey or what? i had to kind of snicker when i heard amarillo had 12" of snow--might be regretting that next month tho when i have to hear all these framers bellyache about how dry it is....lol
reader (the Second) said:HAY MAKER said:Well my poll turned sour,two to one odds against MISS TAM trading.Probably for the best rancher aint done ,and I was'nt looking forward to going to victorias secret and having the ladies in there see me,probably be snickering at me as I tried to find MISS TAMs size,as a matter of fact I aint gonna go in there unless MISS TAM gives me her bottom size,I dont need the top,and none of this TWO AXE HANDLES,stuff I need a size................good luck
One of the most unusal things that happened to me was when I was in a larger women's clothing store with my daughter. A youngish man came into the dressing room and proceeded to try on a bunch of wild, outlandish clothes in a dressing room. I have no idea to this day what that was all about.
It's more discreet than asking one of the salesgirls to try them on and model!
sw said:COWBOY POETRY--BUYING A BRA
You know, I've never been much for shopping
In fact I try to stay away from town
Except when shipping time comes,
I ain't easily found.
But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with ma
But before I left she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
And said, "I'll be back by three."
Well, when I done the things I needed
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked right up to the sales clerk
I didn't hem or haw
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
>From behind I heard, some snickers
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display
Well I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well I finally make my mind up
Picked a black and lacy one
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done.
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
"Six and seven eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh yes ma'am, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
\When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I use to measure with,
I figured it was fair
But If I'm wrong I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.
By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.
When she finally had it figured
I gave the gal her pay
I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was, still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For no more women's underwear.
YUP my point exactly me and MISS TAM gonna have to talk about this..........good luck PS when the poll gets to looking a little better.
Murgen said:Bought some new jeans today, and a shirt. Saw some leather chaps in the store today, but couldn't get one of the salsgirls to model them for me!( I thought they might look good with a thong, I'm single I can say that!)
It might have had something to do with the whip I was holding in my hand at the time.
Before everybody jumps on me, the whip was also for sale in this Western wear store.
You appear to speak from experience, SASH
I myself have never set foot in a Victoria Secret store.