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Missing airliner non-news---FOX FRONT AND CENTER!!!!

littlejoe

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) — A total absence of actual information about the missing Malaysia flight is not in any way hindering twenty-four-hour coverage of the story, the major cable news networks confirmed today.

“As a news network, we regard a lack of news as a worthy challenge,” the CNN chief Jeff Zucker said. “Our people are doing a heroic job of filling the void with rumor and hearsay.”



A spokesperson for MSNBC, however, scoffed at Mr. Zucker’s assessment that there was no information about the missing plane. “We are receiving tons of erroneous and conflicting reports from authorities every hour, and the instant we get them we pass them on to our viewers,” he said.

Over at Fox, host Sean Hannity expressed confidence in his network’s coverage. “When it comes to broadcasting twenty-four hours a day with no verifiable facts, I wouldn’t trade our experience and expertise for anybody’s,” he said.

Promising that the network was working overtime to generate new unfounded conspiracy theories, Mr. Hannity said, “We’ve put our whole Benghazi team on this.”
 

Steve

Well-known member
sometimes we forget that humor has a place and a time..

It was carrying 12 crew members and 227 passengers, from 15 countries

it is being over-reported on CNN,.. but most of the reporting has been respectful ..

not to be a total downer.. but the New Yorker has a fairly large readership.. and should at least wait until the dead are buried before they mock those involved..
 
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