Missing Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -
this is absolutely hilarious.
Just watched a show on Canadian TV.
There was a black comedian who said
he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with
ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works,
and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government
every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will
be stocking America's shelves this week with
"Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily
of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to
its line to honor Bill Clinton.The Dodge Drafter
will be built in Canada.
When asked what ! he thought about foreign affairs,
Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton
"Walking Eagle" because he is so
full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become
one of America's finest leaders:
integrity,
vision,
wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men:
Larry,
Curly
and
Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do "Hanky
Panky between Bushes."
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to -
this is absolutely hilarious.
Just watched a show on Canadian TV.
There was a black comedian who said
he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with
ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works,
and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government
every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will
be stocking America's shelves this week with
"Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily
of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to
its line to honor Bill Clinton.The Dodge Drafter
will be built in Canada.
When asked what ! he thought about foreign affairs,
Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton
"Walking Eagle" because he is so
full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become
one of America's finest leaders:
integrity,
vision,
wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men:
Larry,
Curly
and
Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do "Hanky
Panky between Bushes."
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