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Missing Husband

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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MISSING HUSBAND

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his Valentines Day gift. His wife was really
angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND
IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
 
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