The BP oil spill response is so jacked up, they are seeking the advice of a dead man.
As part of its 2009 disaster response plan, BP lists biologist and former Florida Atlantic University and University of Miami professor Peter Lutz as the expert it would call on to monitor any impact crude oil was having on sea life.
Lutz sounds like a good pick and his expertise would be critical right now if only he hadn't died five years ago. Lutz died of pancreatic cancer at age 65.
We're assuming BP officials didn't attend the funeral. It's a shame dead men don't tweet.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/BP-Oil-Spill-Plan-Consults-Dead-Man-96076104.html