Stolen from another board:
Montana rancher sums up the current resident at 1600 PA Ave:
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Montana rancher, whose
hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to politics and Obama as our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, 'what is
a 'post turtle'?
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
anyou come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by
himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while
he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him
up there to begin with'. :wink:
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Montana rancher sums up the current resident at 1600 PA Ave:
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Montana rancher, whose
hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to politics and Obama as our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, 'what is
a 'post turtle'?
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
anyou come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by
himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while
he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him
up there to begin with'. :wink:
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