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I have two daughters, and when they were two and four years old, my two year old nephew came to visit. I was A.I.ing cows that evening, the kids got pretty muddy, so I threw them all in the tub together. Laura, the two-year-old, pointed to Parker's penis and asked "Mom, what's that?" I replied, "That's Parkers Penis." My four-year-old then asked "Mom, DOES THAT MEAN THAT PARKER'S A BREEDER????" My jaw dropped, and I thought for a second, then said "Not until he's married, dear!" [/img]