Mike said:I should present my theory on CO 2 emissions but I'm afraid Al won't buy it:
I say cut down all the rain forests because the decomposition process of the decaying matter on the forest floor is using more oxygen than those forests are producing.
Since phytoplankton is producing over 50% of the world's oxygen now, melt all the polar ice caps so we can have more ocean area for that phytoplankton production.
Think he'll pay me?
Your theory is as good as the rest Mike. However, I wouldn't try holding your breath till the checks start coming. Al and his judges might be tough to convince. Besides, if you whip this problem for him too quick, he'll have to find some other reason why the sky is falling. We'd also have to find something else to do with all the grant whores who have spent whole careers on this.Mike said:Think he'll pay me?