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More gas from Al and Richard

Mike

Well-known member
I should present my theory on CO 2 emissions but I'm afraid Al won't buy it:

I say cut down all the rain forests because the decomposition process of the decaying matter on the forest floor is using more oxygen than those forests are producing.

Since phytoplankton is producing over 50% of the world's oxygen now, melt all the polar ice caps so we can have more ocean area for that phytoplankton production.

Think he'll pay me?
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
Mike said:
I should present my theory on CO 2 emissions but I'm afraid Al won't buy it:

I say cut down all the rain forests because the decomposition process of the decaying matter on the forest floor is using more oxygen than those forests are producing.

Since phytoplankton is producing over 50% of the world's oxygen now, melt all the polar ice caps so we can have more ocean area for that phytoplankton production.

Think he'll pay me?

Sounds like a hell of a plan. Is there any way we can melt them caps quick, so we can wipe out a bunch of lefties on the coasts with a flood? :wink:

I read a story about the rain forests and they said the same thing that you did. That cutting them down was causeing less trouble with CO2 than if they are allowed to rot. It was written by some scientists.

Interestink. Veddy interestink! :lol:
 

Chuck

Active member
Mike said:
Think he'll pay me?
Your theory is as good as the rest Mike. However, I wouldn't try holding your breath till the checks start coming. Al and his judges might be tough to convince. Besides, if you whip this problem for him too quick, he'll have to find some other reason why the sky is falling. We'd also have to find something else to do with all the grant whores who have spent whole careers on this.
 

Steve

Well-known member
I think Cal already won it with his algae biodiesel, plan....

add in putting the muck plots on the southern border and we could solve two problems....
 

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