Maple Leaf Angus
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A very grumpy looking Bullshoot Bill had just walked in to call the rcalf convention to order and the tension was thick in the air.
He looks at the ranchers sitting on one side of the room and hollers, "Everybody on that side of the room is a yellow-bellied, lily-livered coward." Nobody dared say a word.
Looking at the cowering cattlemen on the other side, he yells out, "Everybody on this side is a fat, lazy, dim-witted saddle tramp". Still nobody dared challenge him.
Bullshoot Bill looks down at his notes when he hears the scurry of footsteps. He looks up and sees a very frightened Sandhusker holding tight to Oldtimer's hand as they cross the room.
"Where do you think you're going?" Bullshoot Bill roars at the top of his lungs, freezing them in their tracks.
"Sorry sir", they stammered. "We were sitting on the wrong side of the room".
He looks at the ranchers sitting on one side of the room and hollers, "Everybody on that side of the room is a yellow-bellied, lily-livered coward." Nobody dared say a word.
Looking at the cowering cattlemen on the other side, he yells out, "Everybody on this side is a fat, lazy, dim-witted saddle tramp". Still nobody dared challenge him.
Bullshoot Bill looks down at his notes when he hears the scurry of footsteps. He looks up and sees a very frightened Sandhusker holding tight to Oldtimer's hand as they cross the room.
"Where do you think you're going?" Bullshoot Bill roars at the top of his lungs, freezing them in their tracks.
"Sorry sir", they stammered. "We were sitting on the wrong side of the room".