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Political Bull has become mostly all sex and religion-- so I thought I'd put my 2 bits in...

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads

DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Reverend Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do youa tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"



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The Chief noticed a new Seaman one day and barked at him to get over here. "What is your name, son?" was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy.
"John" the new guy replied.
The Chief scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart liberal pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp now days, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only- Smith, Jones, Baker- thats all. I am to be referred to only as Chief. Do I make myself clear?"
"Aye Aye, Chief!"
"Good! Now that we got that straight, what is your name?"
The new guy sighed and said "Darling. My name is John Darling."
"Okay...................John, heres what I want you to do..."
 
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