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Morning briefing-Military style

Hooks

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The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was
about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and
Company Commanders.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he
decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his
wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his
usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of
pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, Sir", began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.
(with all due respect to any non-coms.......) :wink:
 

Soapweed

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That is pretty cute. :)

Say, Hooks, that was a wonderful drawing you made of Saddletramp's horse. I hadn't had a chance to tell him where to find it, but now it seems to be gone. Why don't you post it here, where more people can see it. I would be interested in buying some note cards with that picture on it, if you ever happen to make any. You do real nice artwork.
 

kris

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we're waiting......................................................................................




oh, and the joke was a good one, too!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

kolanuraven

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Artwork.....what art work??? Somebody holdin' out on us????


You mean besides all that dashing wit, humor and good looks.....we've got us an artist wrapped up in that also??? :wink: :wink: :wink:


Now, you seem to be officially " outed".....so lets see the goods!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Hooks

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geez guys, that's alota hype for something that may not meet expectations................ :oops:


besides, I probably have to check with my agents (Hanna & Mrs. Greg) first.... :wink: :lol:
 

Hooks

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...here goes nothin............


Chalk-Eye.jpg
 

Yanuck

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:clap: :clap: From someone who has trouble drawing a stick figure for my kids.... Wow, you're good! those kind are my favourite pictures to look at.... more please!
 

Soapweed

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Thanks, Hooks. That is a very nice drawing. You do great work, and I hope you will continue to share your art with us.

Like I say, if you get some note cards made from that picture, I would sure buy some.
 

Mrs.Greg

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Hooks said:
geez guys, that's alota hype for something that may not meet expectations................ :oops:


besides, I probably have to check with my agents (Hanna & Mrs. Greg) first.... :wink: :lol:
:) And I'm darn proud to say Miss Hanna owns original Hooks...Priceless.

Anyone that doesn't know,Hooks is kind beyond belief and one of the funniest guys out there,his posts to Hanna leaves us all giggling.
 

Faster horses

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Hooks, you have been holding out on us.
Excellent work, and of course, I am partial to the subject.

Show us some more!!!!

Very impressive.
And like Soapweed, I would be interested in note cards too.
You could probably sell plenty of them right here.
 

Hooks

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......anybody know where a guy could get his Resistol stretched?? :oops: .....with all these kind words, think I'm goin to need it enlarged...............Thanks very much........................

Soapweed & FH- I'll have to check into that.......never done it before.

And if anybody wants a drawing of one of their photos, just let me know. Can't guarantee how accurate it will be or how fast I'd get it done, but I give 'er a try..............
 
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